Tuesday, February 10, 2009
I just woke up from a nap and now I am watching bizarre foods with andrew zimmerman (sp? I'm too lazy to look it up, oh well its easier) well, this episode is all about aphrodesiacs and foods that stimulate sex, such as oysters, clams, lavender and testicles. Pretty much all the food in different contries are for enhancing sex.
What I found funny and totally wtf was when they were describing oysters and how erotic it is. The shape, the texture of the oyster and the brine is supposedly erotic and sensuous. So I'm guessing they are referring to a vagina, and that vaginas smell like the ocean and are salty. They didn't say it directly, but that's what they were saying. I don't know if any one else finds that funny, but if I were a girl, I'd be like "oh hell no, I don't smell like the ocean, and I certainly hope I don't taste like it either!"
And then they had some asperagus. You could only imagine what they were saying about that due to it's shape. It has a lot of vitamin e though. But who the heck would think dirty enough to think asperagus was good for a penis?
I don't know if its just my brain still warming up from a good nap, but I find it so funny how they refer to the vagina with clams, muscles, oysters, anything that has to do with the sea. I think I made a joke once that this girl smelled like shrimp. Ew. Haha.
What I found funny and totally wtf was when they were describing oysters and how erotic it is. The shape, the texture of the oyster and the brine is supposedly erotic and sensuous. So I'm guessing they are referring to a vagina, and that vaginas smell like the ocean and are salty. They didn't say it directly, but that's what they were saying. I don't know if any one else finds that funny, but if I were a girl, I'd be like "oh hell no, I don't smell like the ocean, and I certainly hope I don't taste like it either!"
And then they had some asperagus. You could only imagine what they were saying about that due to it's shape. It has a lot of vitamin e though. But who the heck would think dirty enough to think asperagus was good for a penis?
I don't know if its just my brain still warming up from a good nap, but I find it so funny how they refer to the vagina with clams, muscles, oysters, anything that has to do with the sea. I think I made a joke once that this girl smelled like shrimp. Ew. Haha.
lol omg sick, I always assumed they were talking about balls. And Jeff loves watching that show. I would definitely go on and say I ain't fishy or salty nasty perverted old man! :P