I Think I Went A Little Bit Crazy,

I personally think that it's weird when anyone my age has a beard, or a long goatee.

For one thing, it makes them look five years older than they really are.
And another thing, they seem to look like they don't clean their face after they eat.

I wonder if they have to shampoo that thing, I mean it is hair. I wonder if you have to condition it too.
I wonder if people actually dye it. They probably do.
It's so weird.

And in the summer, It seems so hot and itchy and ugh!

I have a coworker trying to grow a beard. A really big one.

Iwantotellhimitsnotworkingbutidontknowhow.