Tuesday, December 29, 2009
I just woke up and I don’t know if my cousin is still sleeping or what. The TV was on when I got home at 3 in the morning and I don’t know if she was awake for that long.
She could have sneaked out of the house back to my Aunt’s. I started debating on if I should take her out to eat since I’m hungry. And then try to weird her out.
I plan on talking about abstract things that she probably would have never thought about and making her feel uncomfortable. I plan on debating with her and giving her surreal reasons on why she is wrong.
I want her to think I’m really weird and go tattle and tell the rest of the family that I’m really a nut job and that I am really unemployed and when I go to work, I really stay out in the forest. That I really don’t have money and that I shoplift everything and that I also get income from the welfare office because I tell them that I am a single farther of 10 at 21 years old.
I want her to be weirded out by me so that way she will leave me alone, think twice before she tries to get all up in my bubble just because she is family.
Maybe I should fart a lot around her or something.
I don’t know.
But I am that sick and twisted to want to do these things just to get someone off my back.
Or maybe I should do the passive aggressive thing and tell her we’re going some where but take three hours to get ready.
There are so many things. But maybe, just maybe, I should just ignore her.
She could have sneaked out of the house back to my Aunt’s. I started debating on if I should take her out to eat since I’m hungry. And then try to weird her out.
I plan on talking about abstract things that she probably would have never thought about and making her feel uncomfortable. I plan on debating with her and giving her surreal reasons on why she is wrong.
I want her to think I’m really weird and go tattle and tell the rest of the family that I’m really a nut job and that I am really unemployed and when I go to work, I really stay out in the forest. That I really don’t have money and that I shoplift everything and that I also get income from the welfare office because I tell them that I am a single farther of 10 at 21 years old.
I want her to be weirded out by me so that way she will leave me alone, think twice before she tries to get all up in my bubble just because she is family.
Maybe I should fart a lot around her or something.
I don’t know.
But I am that sick and twisted to want to do these things just to get someone off my back.
Or maybe I should do the passive aggressive thing and tell her we’re going some where but take three hours to get ready.
There are so many things. But maybe, just maybe, I should just ignore her.
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