I Think I Went A Little Bit Crazy,

So I've been laying low and I've been vowing myself to not worry about dating and what not. I've been doing pretty good. I haven't spoken to any guys. I haven't even made eye contact or smiled at anyone I find cute.

But that shit goes all down the drain this morning when some guy I spoke to a year ago starts texting me.

Him- So how have you been? I haven't spoken to you for a while.

Me-I've been great. And you?

Him-Good good. so are you 21 yet? just curious.

Me-I've been 21 for a while now sir. I'm turning 22 soon. Did you want to legalize me or something?

----That's when I was like SHIT what am I saying???

Him- Aww, Yeah I did actually. I had "special" plans in mind. So, have you gone to the dark side yet, or do you still go for the long hair, chest and ass?

Me-HAH! That's for you to find out mister. And I by the way, I'm still up for the "legalizing" if you please.

Him-Oh are you? So you want me to find out on my own? How so?

Me-Be creative.

Him- Oh I will be. When are you off?

After that conversation, I sat there and let it settle in my head and I was like FUCK What am I doing??

I hope he doesn't expect anything. He's not even really my type, and he's a little older too.

This is how I end up with these complicated situations.

damage control much needed.