Wednesday, March 17, 2010
So things have been going a bit slow lately. But I guess you could say a lot happened for nothing really going on. I think my activities this year are a lot more boring so far than last year since I've calmed down a bit.
I haven't been spending my money as much.
I haven't been such an attention whore and entertaining guys that like me.
I actually stay home for once.
And I am determined to reach my goals.
My gayness level is probably in the negatives since I've only been flirting with females lately.
I have no interest in them. It's just fun to make them giggle. (and have them give me discounts)
I went out with Malaykham today. She hasn't been so annoying lately. But I think I can stand her because she buys me food all the time. All I have to worry about is gas, but then again she gives me gas money too. She insists on it.
I went into the porn shop with her in Fresno because she wanted to buy her friend a gag gift. While we were in there, she was trying to make me feel uncomfortable in a joking manner by making me hold dildos and such. It didn't phase me. It's just a dildo. And sex toys don't entertain me at all. So I made her look like a fool walking around with three dildos in my hands. I follow her around periodically saying " are you buying all three of these???" out loud. She got embarrassed and told me to put them back and I did.
And then she tried to tease me by giving me a DVD to hold and thought that would embarrass me. I ended up holding it and fanning myself with it because there was no air moving in the store. And I did the same and followed her, no actually, I chased her with it saying "DO YOU LIKE THIS ONE? IT'S CALLED BIG ASS BOOTY BASH WITH ALL THESE BLACK LADIES WITH BIG BUTTS"
I said it loud enough for the other pervs in the store to hear me. She looked at me with her jaw dropped and started laughing and turned around. She was turning red.
Me-2
her-0
Another attempt get me back for embarrassing her was in the gay porn section. She kept trying to ask me who I thought was hot and who's dick I would suck. She kept pointing out the ugly guys. She had horrible taste! They were guys with big wieners but not so nice faces. I think she was going for the other head to look at.
Any how, she kept giving me these dvds and asking me things like " have you ever done this before with your ex?" I told her " I've done everything, I've done this, that , and even this. *points at the double penetration vid*" She freaks out and says " EWW YOU've Had two at once??" and I continue to say, very loudly might I add: " yes, and it feels so good you should try it. You should try having two dicks up your ass".
The men in the next isle were trying to see who was talking through the shelves. They were really staring at us and the man in the gay porn section was even easing away from us.
Malaykham was red. I could see that she was so embarrassed and she just walked away from me and started laughing.
After we left the store, she told me "bitch, you were all loud in there!"
And I told her " That's what you get bitch. I didn't ask you if you put stuff in yours!"
and that was my little victory of the day.
Remember that bitch Leah? Well I got a text message from her saying that " hey , my long lost buddy, let's hang out"
And then Evan starts to text me too saying that " we should go out and have a good time"
Maybe Evan and Leah should go out.
I haven't been spending my money as much.
I haven't been such an attention whore and entertaining guys that like me.
I actually stay home for once.
And I am determined to reach my goals.
My gayness level is probably in the negatives since I've only been flirting with females lately.
I have no interest in them. It's just fun to make them giggle. (and have them give me discounts)
I went out with Malaykham today. She hasn't been so annoying lately. But I think I can stand her because she buys me food all the time. All I have to worry about is gas, but then again she gives me gas money too. She insists on it.
I went into the porn shop with her in Fresno because she wanted to buy her friend a gag gift. While we were in there, she was trying to make me feel uncomfortable in a joking manner by making me hold dildos and such. It didn't phase me. It's just a dildo. And sex toys don't entertain me at all. So I made her look like a fool walking around with three dildos in my hands. I follow her around periodically saying " are you buying all three of these???" out loud. She got embarrassed and told me to put them back and I did.
And then she tried to tease me by giving me a DVD to hold and thought that would embarrass me. I ended up holding it and fanning myself with it because there was no air moving in the store. And I did the same and followed her, no actually, I chased her with it saying "DO YOU LIKE THIS ONE? IT'S CALLED BIG ASS BOOTY BASH WITH ALL THESE BLACK LADIES WITH BIG BUTTS"
I said it loud enough for the other pervs in the store to hear me. She looked at me with her jaw dropped and started laughing and turned around. She was turning red.
Me-2
her-0
Another attempt get me back for embarrassing her was in the gay porn section. She kept trying to ask me who I thought was hot and who's dick I would suck. She kept pointing out the ugly guys. She had horrible taste! They were guys with big wieners but not so nice faces. I think she was going for the other head to look at.
Any how, she kept giving me these dvds and asking me things like " have you ever done this before with your ex?" I told her " I've done everything, I've done this, that , and even this. *points at the double penetration vid*" She freaks out and says " EWW YOU've Had two at once??" and I continue to say, very loudly might I add: " yes, and it feels so good you should try it. You should try having two dicks up your ass".
The men in the next isle were trying to see who was talking through the shelves. They were really staring at us and the man in the gay porn section was even easing away from us.
Malaykham was red. I could see that she was so embarrassed and she just walked away from me and started laughing.
After we left the store, she told me "bitch, you were all loud in there!"
And I told her " That's what you get bitch. I didn't ask you if you put stuff in yours!"
and that was my little victory of the day.
Remember that bitch Leah? Well I got a text message from her saying that " hey , my long lost buddy, let's hang out"
And then Evan starts to text me too saying that " we should go out and have a good time"
Maybe Evan and Leah should go out.
I guess I'll never go to a porn shop with you. Well - if I did, I wouldn't ask you about what you've done sexually while making you hold 3 dildos.
Yeah see, i only did this because she was acting stupid. You'd probably enjoy going to the porn shop with me because I keep quiet.
But she had it coming. She was asking fr it when she was making me do stupid things!
But I hate porn shops. I feel so self conscience there. Like everyone is judging me. I know that everyone else is there for the same reason, but generally I'm the most conservative looking person in a porn shop. So everyone's like "what's the mormon guy doing here?"